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…He had been back and sitting in front of his fire for a fair while when the couple finally emerged out of the changing room.  Wilfred looked elegant, and Petunia looked beautiful, just like a dream couple.  How looks can be deceiving, thought the hermit.  Still, my wallet will get the fatter for it.  Hee hee.  He hummed softly, Bicker bicker couple, two is naught but trouble…